Ways to let everyone know that you're a prospective student

Ways to let everyone know that you're a prospective student

• Use a tray at Commons and take one separate plate for each type of food
• Walk five people abreast on Martin's Way, preferably as slow as possible
• Stop at random buildings and observe them thoughtfully, even things like the pump house or the carriage building
• Look around alertly, especially at things no one else notices, like the tops of buildings, squirrels, and the bronze map.
• Be completely stunned or appalled when the streakers come through
• Act extremely excited and engaged in the 8:30am statistics class you attend
• Act like you know where you're going and that you're really cool, even though your outfit, attitude, and accessories completely give you away (see below)
• Carry a blue folder, walk with your parents, be completely clean-shaven, be energetic and alert, and wear a freshly pressed button-down shirt