Through the Goalposts of Life

I'm in Vermont now, looking for a place. For those of you who aren't familiar with housing lingo, I thought I'd put together an abbreviated glossary.

If it says...	It means...
Cozy	Small
Cute	Small
Charming	Small
Small	Really small
On busline	Absurdly far away from town
Walking distance to town	Crappy place, likely a frat house
Sunny	There's not much else going for it
Heat not included	Heat is really expensive
No picture of the house	House is awful
Email me for more details	You'll never hear from me again